Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson finds the time to rant about Armageddon, Saab and the new Mercedes AMG SLS' stupid exploding doors.

"Simple. I wish car companies would behave a bit more like Quentin Tarantino and a bit less like Michael Bay, the slap-happy madman who foisted Armageddon on the cinema-going public.

The trouble is that, like Bay, car companies are obsessed with the big-money special effects. They think that what we want are automatic windscreen wipers and what Michael McIntyre called the "little people" in the bumpers who shriek and wail when we reverse too close to a wall." - From Jeremy Clarkson's column

 

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