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Prevent civil war with George Clooney’s Tesla
Star of “Return Of the Killer Tomatoes,” George Clooney is putting his ’08 Tesla Roadster (number 0008 built) up for auction at the fancy firm Gooding & Company. Who cares, right?
Well, it’s an electric sports car, which means when you do burnouts in the parking lot it makes sounds like your laptop after watching 3 hours of dogs farting on the internets. This makes it a game-changer.
More importantly, the proceeds are supposed to benefit the Satellite Sentinel Project, which uses a satellite to check on the sensitive boarders of Sudan to prevent civil war. Civil war is bad.
Also the car probably also smells like Clooney, which I’ve heard women prefer.