Your Long Island Jokes

Long Islanders are famous for making people laugh -- and we can laugh at ourselves, too. What's your favorite Long Island joke? Send it to us and we'll print a selection of them in an upcoming issue of FanFare, Newsday's Sunday entertainment magazine.

Include your name, address and daytime telephone number. Send it to Long Island Jokes, Newsday, 235 Pinelawn Rd., Melville, N.Y. 11747-4250. Or e-mail it to history@newsday.com, with ``Long Island Jokes'' in the subject field.