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Britney Spears gives top 10 list on 'Letterman'

Britney Spears presents quot;Top Ten Ways the Country

Photo credit: CBS Image | Britney Spears presents "Top Ten Ways the Country Would Be Different if Britney Spears Were President," on the "Late Show with David Letterman," Tuesday night.

Britney Spears presented the Top 10 Tuesday night on "Late Show with David Letterman." Her topic: "Ways the Country Would Be Different if Britney Spears Were President":

 

10. I'd be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.

9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.

8. Free pie for everybody.

7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.

6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance "Circus Fantasy."

5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.

4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.

3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.

2. Three words: Vice President Diddy

1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.

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