Diane Werts writes about television for Newsday. Werts previously was the founding editor of Newsday's trend-spotting magazine TV
Off the Wall likes its exclamation points!
END OF THE WORLD! Is it here? Is it coming? Or is it bo-o-o-o-gus? The ancient Mayan calendar prediction provokes a spate of December shows. H2 gets speculative with "Nostradamus 2012" (Sunday 8-10 p.m.), followed by "2012: The Beginning" on "Brad Meltzer's Decoded" (10 p.m.) and "Countdown to Apocalypse" (11 p.m.). NatGeo's two-night event includes shows like "Evacuate Earth" (Sunday at 9 p.m.), "The Mayan Apocalypse 2012" (Monday at 9 p.m.) and "Maya Underworld: The Real Doomsday" (Monday at 10 p.m.). More world-enders at history.com and natgeotv.com.
SPOOKY WOOKY! What else can one say about a series titled "The Haunting Of" (Saturday at 10 p.m., Bio) when this week's new episode completes its title with "Regis Philbin"? Sneak peek at biography.com/tv/the-haunting-of.
THE BAD BOSS! (NOT BRUCE!) Scott Adams' office-life comic strip comes to life in "Dilbert" (Sunday 9:30 a.m.-noon, IFC), as the animated 1999 UPN half-hour starts a weekly encore run. More office hell at dilbert.com.
TORA! TORA! TORA! Japan's Dec. 7, 1941, attack on Hawaii fuels "Pearl Harbor Declassified" (Dec. 7 at 10 p.m., Military), using the latest "image stabilizing techniques." More at military.discovery.com.