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Disney flops 'Under the Sea'

Please be advised that this review was not written by a ten-year-old girl. They were all too busy buying Ariel tank-tops at the gift shop.

The Disney musicals just keep getting worse. We go through the same routine again and again: pick out a trendy director, add a bunch of bland songs to make a 90-minute film into a two-and-a-half hour mishap, recruit some legitimate Broadway singers, and...

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