Finally, the sham has come full circle. Heidi Montag, she of "The Hills" fame and infamy, filed for divorce last week from Spencer Pratt, he of "The Hills" fame and infamy.

We won't waste any more of your life writing more about these two folks, since 1) we're sick of them; 2) you're sick of them; 3) their PR scams are a bit much; 4) All three.

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Of course, we won't believe it's true until a year after it happens. By then, there will probably be a sex tape, or worse, a Mel Gibson series of tapes.