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Review: "The Box"

Plot: A married couple must make a life-and-death choice. Rating PG-13 (violence, gruesome imagery)

Bottom line: A moral muddle and narrative train wreck that wastes its clever premise.

Cast: Cameron Diaz, James Marsden, Frank Langella

When/Where: Area theaters

Length: 1:56

'The Box,' with Cameron Diaz, is muddled conspiracy

Cameron Diaz stars as Norma Lewis in new

Photo credit: Warner Bros. Pictures | Cameron Diaz stars as Norma Lewis in new thriller, "The Box," in theaters Nov. 6, 2009.

The object that gives this movie its title looks intriguing indeed, made of handsome hardwood and topped by a large, red button. Press it, and you will receive $1 million in cash - but someone you don't know will die.

In "The Box," this choice is presented not by Howie Mandel but by Frank Langella as a horribly disfigured but well-tailored man named Arlington Steward. One day in 1976 he pays a visit to NASA engineer Arthur Lewis (James Marsden) and his schoolteacher wife, Norma (Cameron Diaz). They could use the money: He has hit a salary plateau, and Norma's school has stopped offering cut-rate tuition for their son, Walter (Sam Oz Stone).

The movie's moral crux comes from Richard Matheson's 1970 story "Button, Button," which has been adapted before, into a 1986 episode of "The Twilight Zone." In hindsight, the writer-director of "The Box," Richard Kelly ("Donnie Darko"), may be realizing that the shorter format was the better one.

Aware that audiences wouldn't sit through two hours of yes or no, deal or no deal, Kelly pads his film with an incoherent conspiracy plot (Steward's first name is a hint) and several borrowed half-notions. The townsfolk start acting like invaders from Mars. A space odyssey begins. And it looks like this might be the day the Earth stands still.

When "The Box" starts babbling about religion, you'll have long stopped caring. But you have a choice: If you stay at home, you will save $10 - and a movie you don't know will die.

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