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'Witless Protection'

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February 22, 2008 By JOHN ANDERSON  Special to Newsday

Making "Delta Farce" seem like Restoration comedy, "Witless Protection" brings back Larry the Cable Guy for what one can only hope is a last hurrah.

Given the dwindling White House approval numbers, the Obama-fication of the country (regardless of the election outcome), and what seems to be a growing atmosphere of intolerance for intolerance, there would seem to be a corresponding evaporation...

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