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Miley Cyrus quits Twitter, we rejoice!

Miley Cyrus, left, and Sheryl Crow perform during

Photo credit: AP

According to an AP report Thursday, Miley Cyrus shut down her Twitter account. 

God bless you, Miley, however long it will last.

Twitter is the dumbest invention in the history of dumb inventions. Ooooooh, let me see what someone is thinking right now but I'm so busy that I can only read 140 characters.

Pet Rock fully supports everyone who helps turn Twitter into the MySpace of 2010. You know, that social networking thing that no one uses or likes to talk about anymore.

Supposedly, Miley fans around the world have united on Twitter to bring her back, but we're not telling you what that link is. You'll have to find it on your own because we will not be complicit in this Twitter silliness.

Shaq and Ashton Kutcher, you're next. Make the magic happen!

(For the record, this blog post is 788 characters -- smoke that, Twitter! -- including this sentence and this closing parentheses.)

Tags: Miley Cyrus , celebrities , twitter