Sweet tooth or not, watch a few minutes of "Cake Boss" on TLC and you'll be hooked. Watch back-to-back episodes and you'll gain three pounds.

Sure, some of those crazy cakes designed by Buddy Valastro at Carlo's Bake Shop in Hoboken, N.J., may not appear edible, but who cares about that? It's all about presentation. You may not expect to be able to eat a mechanical bull cake, but if it moves like a mechanical bull, we all win.

The addicting part of the show isn't the cakes but the host. Valastro is hilarious. His pacing and intonation when he does he confessional narration and voiceovers doesn't even come close to matching the way he talks the rest of the show.

Watch enough of these episodes and you'll notice one thing: no matter what type of cake they're making, they use the same ingredients. Which leads us to The Cake Boss Eating Game.

You may know this type of thing better as a drinking game, popularized by the whining on "Party of Five" way back when. But since this show is about food, we propose an eating game.

It's real simple. Get five people in a room and follow these rules.

1) Pick five types of food to eat, write each down on a piece of paper and have a drawing out of a hat.

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2) On five scraps of paper, write these different words: 

   - Modeling chocolate
   - Fondant
   - Cereal treats
   - Butter cream
   - Sponges

3) Put them in a hat and have a drawing.

4) Each time Valastro says one of those words, whoever picked it has to eat. For example, when he says "I used modeling chocolate," the lucky person who picked that out of the hat has to eat their selected food.

5) First one to leave the room for bathroom purposes loses. Or wins. Depends on how you want to look at it.

(P.S. If you get "butter cream" or "sponges," you may not have to sleep at the gym for three days after the show.)