Casey James and Michael Lynche go uber-cheesy to close down "American Idol" movie night, singing "Have You Ever Loved a Woman." It's a song choice no serious artist would make, only contestants pandering for every last vote.

They take turns singing; no chemistry at all, no playing off each other, no whole is greater than the sum of the parts. Plus they're both unable to hit the high notes.

Randy loved it, Ellen says, "as a matter of fact, yes I have loved a woman." Ha! Simon is just dying after that one.

Kara says "the duets tonight were incredible, they were better than all the solo performances." Simon says the same thing, calls them "a million times better than the solo performances."

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