...please, please...please...let Kate Gosselin stay on "Dancing with the Stars."

  Her tango mustered a mere 14 last night so there is cause for concern.

  I hope my vote (s) got through.

 If she were to go...what would we do without her towering self-pity, lachrymose response to anything Tony Dovolani says, her vast stores of narcissism...

  (She wakes up in the morning to read the news to see how her day is going..."Hmmm, let's see if I'm above the fold in the Times today...Yup, there it is - "Gosselin custody battle to be considered by Supreme Court.")

  Her dance last night was not good but quite bad. But we need Kate to keep hoofing away. She is the joy that keeps on joying....

  Take the interview she gave with Meredith Vieira on "Today" this morning to sell her new book. Mere wonders why she is on the show ("DWTS") and everywhere seemingly besides with her children...eight of them, in case you lost count...

  "In my heart, I'll always be in the kitchen baking cookies for my children..."

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  Only KG could say something like this...