'HOLD UP, BRO.' The funniest new musical number outside "The Book of Mormon"? A YouTube clip by Lisa Ferreira and Matthew Willcott, in which Lego figures give song to Reynold and Malcolm's Immunity Idol strategy on a recent episode of "Survivor: Caramoan." "When it comes to women, I'm an accomplished liar / When it comes to bros, my pants are never on fire." Not to be missed.

 

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UPCOMING. MTV announced it has renewed its "Jersey Shore" spinoff "Snooki & JWoww" for season three, and will air two new, as-yet unscheduled reality shows: "Generation Cryo," following Breeanna, 17, conceived via sperm donor, and the 15 half-siblings she's trying to meet; and "Nurse Nation" (working title), about nine "travel nurses" assigned to a hospital in a new city every 13 weeks.

 

PREMIERES. Travel Channel Monday night at 10 debuts "Red, White & New," a nationwide search for innovative inventions like a real-life robotic exoskeleton a la "Aliens." Travel's "Airport 24/7: Miami" takes off for a second season with back-to-back episodes Tuesday at 9 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. . . . Little persons Bill Klein and Dr. Jen Arnold seek to adopt a special-needs child in season five of "The Little Couple," Tuesday at 10 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. on TLC . . . And Wednesday at 10 p.m., Kal Penn hosts Discovery's new young-scientist competition "The Big Brain Theory: Pure Genius."

 

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RECAPS.Michelle Lesniak Franklin is the season-11 winner of "Project Runway" . . . Boxer Victor Ortiz and dance partner Lindsay Arnold are out for the count on "Dancing With the Stars" . . . Malcolm Freberg is free on "Survivor: Caramoan -- Fans vs. Favorites" . . . Kareem Abdul-Jabbar will no longer be diving on "Splash" . . . Silvia Arguello will not be the next "Fashion Star" . . . and "Hell's Kitchen" dismissed Dan Ryan.