So, you think you can dance?

  I don't think I can dance.

  But we're not talking about me.

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  We're talking about you.

  Auditions for "So You Think You Can Dance" - a good show, except when Mary Murphy screams and my ears bleed - will be  held in NYC on Monday. Deets:

 

 NEW YORK
MONDAY, JANUARY 25, 2010
Manhattan Center
311 W. 34th Street
Between 8th & 9th Avenues
New York, New York  10001

People should arrive at 8 a.m.
Dancers must be either a US citizen or legal permanent resident of the
US, possess a current legal Employment Authorization Card enabling
him/her to seek employment freely in the US (i.e., without restrictions
as to employer) by the date specified in the eligibility rules. Dancers
must be no younger than 18 or older than 30 years of age on the first
day they register for auditions. Any dancer who is a minor in his/her
state of residence must also have a parent or legal guardian sign all
required documents. Dancers must provide legal, valid proof of age when
they register for auditions. Check Fox.com/dance for full eligibility
rules.