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'Friends' reunion will never happen: Here's why
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Shut up, Internet. Shut up shutupshutupshuuuuutUP!!!: The "Friends" reunion is not happening.
This rumor, this tired, hackneyed drivel of a rumor, pops up reliably every few months, like an Elvis sighting. It's almost turned into the beginning of a bad joke... "Did you hear the one about the 'Friends' reunion?'" Ha ha. Shut up.
It popped up again yesterday, leading Marta Kauffman -- she and David Crane were show-runners so she should know -- to tell E! that this will never happen. Someone with way too much time on their hands actually put together a poster proclaiming a reunion, it went viral -- just like the flu -- and gullible people the world over actually believed it.
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I'm going to tell you why this will never happen, in Buzzfeed-like fashion, citing six reasons:
1.) Jennifer Aniston has a life. Reunions are death.
2.) All of the core actors have lives -- which is to say day jobs producing, creating, acting or directing. They'd need a reunion like another hole in the face.
3.) Reunions are death. Oh, I already mentioned that.
4.) Everyone associated with "Friends," including the grips and lighting techs, are vastly wealthy. Actors do reunions only when they are having trouble paying the mortgage on the Malibu Beach house.
5.) Reunions are death... oh wait, deja vu all over again. Let me elaborate. Reunions remind fans -- and actors alike -- that the cruel march of time has walked all over their beautiful faces. These actors are getting older, and hopefully with age comes wisdom -- that reunions simply remind fans that their beloved Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Ross have reached middle age, and that they are no longer cute.
6.) Warner Bros. has tried to get a reunion going and so has NBC -- but they've been laughed out of the room. The only reunion you'll ever see is on "Curb Your Enthusiasm," and Larry's already done "Seinfeld," and brilliantly by the way.
Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert offer tributes to Boston
It's not often you hear Jon Stewart say to anyone that he or she has "inspired my belief in humanity" but he was moved to offer such a tribute last night to Boston...Stewart was off Monday night and returned to "The Daily Show" Tuesday. Meanwhile, Stephen Colbert, also back last night, had a tribute too. The clips...
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'Family Guy' Boston bombing hoax slammed by Seth MacFarlane
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In a strange addendum to the Boston Marathon bombing that could only happen in the age of the Internet -- and the age of "Family Guy" -- the series' creator Seth MacFarlane has gone on Twitter to express outrage at a viral clip which appears to show Peter Griffin setting off bombs at the race.
“The edited Family Guy clip currently circulating is abhorrent,” MacFarlane tweeted a little while ago. “The event was a crime and a tragedy, and my thoughts are with the victims.”
I'm not going to post here . It's stupid and tasteless, and while I'm certainly not averse to taking the low road now and then on this blog -- for gawdsakes, this is a blog about TV after all -- that is a road too low. You can easily find it.
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But here's the thing: The March 17 episode did include a scene in which Peter drove over a bunch of racers (par for the course, so to speak, with "Family Guy"). That was mashed up with another clip showing Peter apparently setting off a pair of bombs via cell phone.
[Meanwhile, this update via "EW:" "The episode, 'Turban Cowboy,' was removed from Fox.com and Hulu and the network does not plan to air it again, a Fox source confirmed."]
Tim Hetherington profiled on HBO this Thursday
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A profile of a brilliant and acclaimed photojournalist, Tim Hetherington arrives this Thursday on HBO: "Which Way is the Front Line from Here? The Life and Times of Tim Hetherington. Airs at 8 p.m.
Timing here is perhaps notable and entirely unintentional: Hetherington, who died April 20, 2011, in a rocket attack in Misurata, Libya, where he and a group of reporters were covering...
Read more »Frank Bank dead: 'Leave it to Beaver's' Lumpy was 71
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And another figure from the golden age is gone: Frank Bank, 71, died over the weekend. Wires did not provide immediate details of cause of death, but Bank had lived in California. In a statement released to the Hollywood Reporter, Jerry Mathers — the Beav — had this to say:
"Lumpy was the ultimate bully, but Frank was a very, very kind and gentle person and a very good actor to play it so well. "The show was about all the people you knew growing up and throughout your life, and Frank brought that perspective to the show."
Lump wasn't the best-known or best-loved character from "Leave it to Beaver" — and he wasn't supposed to be — but he was vital member of the constellation of characters that surrounded Wally and Beaver, and in the process made those two more human in a more sitcom kind of way.
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Gerard Jones, who wrote a terrific book a few years ago on the history of classic sitcoms — with the equally terrific title "Honey, I'm Home" — offered this excellent appraisal of Bank's Lumpy, who at first was the neighborhood bully before he morphed into a more dimensional character (insecure, under his father's thumb, not his own manboy, and so forth ...)
The kids were convincing: Jerry Mathers and Tony Dow played Beaver and Wally with an engaging lack of self-consciousness and preciosity. Their friends, whose main function was to lead them into innocent trouble, were weirder — and yet more believable — menagerie than sitcom had attempted: Oily wise guy Eddie Haskell; thickheaded, think-skinned Lumpy Rutherford; fat selfish Larry Mondello; belligerent, jealous rat-finking Judy Hensler ... "Lumpy was the ultimate bully, but Frank was a very, very kind and gentle person and a very good actor to play it so well," Mathers said. "The show was about all the people you knew growing up and throughout your life, and Frank brought that perspective to the show."
'Mad Men:' On collaborators, Churchill, and 'The Collaborators'
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Apologies for this late post on Sunday's interesting "Mad Men," titled "The Collaborators," but like you, I have had a lot else to reflect on than the latest Don Draper bed-hopping episode.
But in light of the tragedy in Boston, it's almost -- in an unexpected way -- bizarre that an episode, which revolved around a Winston Churchill quote, would air the night before.
Churchill:...
Read more »TV reacts to the Boston marathon bombing
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Entertainment television, or at least some of the live-to-tape portion that took place after 3 p.m. Monday, took a brief hiatus from entertaining, or brief enough to acknowledge what had just taken place in Boston. Jimmy Kimmel called the attacks "disgusting" (Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon, and David Letterman were in repeats) while Tom Bergeron opened a live "Dancing with the Stars" with a cold open, saying: "Before we begin the show, we just want to take a moment: Our thoughts are with everyone in Boston, I have family members and many friends there. Our hearts are with you . . ." He later told "Extra" this: “It was the hardest show I have ever done,” he said of going to work on Monday. His daughter and wife were both in the city when the blasts went off near the Boston Marathon finish line. “[My wife] was the one that texted me first to let me know what was going on,” he said. “She was in lockdown in a hotel… I worked in Boston for years, I know how valuable that marathon is, that last mile was dedicated to the families if Newtown. I'm feeling a mixture of grief, relief that my family's fine.” And Craig Ferguson had this, followed by Ellen DeGeneres' brief acknowledgment: Conan O'Brien - a Boston native - of course addressed this last night: "Like eveyrbody here, my thoughts and prayers are with the people of Boston...
Aubrey Plaza's 'To Do List' at the MTV Movie Awards: 1.) Steal statue
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Well, surely there is someone out there who believes that last night's stunt involving Aubrey Plaza and Will Ferrell at the MTV Movie Awards was completely unstaged, and completely nuts . . . And of course, I'm here to tell you: It wasn't. It was planned. Completely.
She's got a movie coming out, for heaven's sakes. It's called "The To Do List." You know this because she had it scrawled on her chest. When people have movies coming out, it is incumbent on them to do wacky things at the "MTV Movie Awards." What was clever about her stunt was the wonderfully blank look on her face, as though she were being robotically controlled.
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Jonathan Winters: Remembering a comedic great
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Jonathan Winters, one of the comedy greats, has died at 87. He inspired many -- Robin Williams in particular comes to mind and Johnny Carson as well -- and graced a few dozen shows, notably “Tonight” and “Mork & Mindy.“ He was a brilliant, effortless comic and a masterful improv artist. Truly one of the greats. Here's a video gallery.
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Read more »'The Simpsons' do 'Breaking Bad,' 'Crystal Blue Persuasion'
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Well, well, are 'The Simpsons' advocating the use of drugs? Or cupcakes? You be the judge! Check out this clip that was released Thursday, promoting Sunday's episode, which mashes up Tommy James and the Shondells' "Cyrstal Blue Persuasion" and "Breaking Bad." (James, by the way, never said it was about cyrstal meth -- but something or other biblical)
