Speaking of Ms. Jolie, she's had more than her share of dogs since winning best supporting actress for 1999's "Girl, Interrupted," including the 2002 romantic comedy "Life or Something Like It."

Sporting a Marilyn Monroe platinum blond do, Jolie struggles mightily to be funny as the bubbly but clueless TV reporter Lanie Kerrigan. Her big dream is to be work on a national morning news program in New York, but before she can get her big tryout, she learns from a street person named Prophet Jack that she will die the following Thursday. Unfortunately, for viewers watching this dreck is akin to a slow death. (Myles Aronowitz / Regency Entertainment)