Why didn't the cheetah want to take a bath?
See tomorrow's Kidsday.
Why was the guy looking for food on his friend?
Because his friend said dinner's on me.
-- Jake Flint
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
You never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
-- David Jones
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
It felt like bakin!
-- Aqsa Latif
What forest creature can you find on the Internet?
-- Marco Sperrazza