Why didn't the cheetah want to take a bath?

See tomorrow's Kidsday.

Why was the guy looking for food on his friend?

Because his friend said dinner's on me.

-- Jake Flint

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

You never see a rabbit wearing glasses.

-- David Jones

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

It felt like bakin!

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-- Aqsa Latif

What forest creature can you find on the Internet?

A troll.

-- Marco Sperrazza