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'The Hottie & the Nottie'
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A morality fable starring Paris Hilton? Yes! The culture has reached critical mass! An amalgamation of Jane Austen plot points - but only if Miss Jane had been concerned with raw sex instead of proper marriage - "The Hottie & the Nottie" stars the celebrated hotel heiress as the woman with the power to cloud men's minds. The movie has the same capability. We're not sure how Austen would have felt....
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