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Forget the Palins--Levi's coming!

September 3, 2008 By Ellis Henican

Levi for first vice son-in-law!

Would that be effin awesome -- or what?

Way cooler than David Eisenhower. Ten times hunkier than that doofus who married the Bush twin. Ask yourself: Who'd you rather have with you in a broken-bottle bar fight on Capitol Hill? Bristol Palin's bruiser of a baby-daddy or Karenna Gore¹s limp-wristed Doctor Schiff?

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