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For most of the country, nightclubs are dominated (Credit: David Pokress)

For most of the country, nightclubs are dominated by the under-30 set. However, Long Islanders pretty much never stop going out to dance and socialize. Most LI club owners will tell you that the "mature" crowd is big business, and that makes sense as lots of those over-40 Long Islanders may cut loose at night, but during the day work and raise families. LI DJs know: you have to have those classic songs ready to play for these grown-up party people.

Things only Long Islanders would understand

Everyone knows the Long Island Medium, Lindsay Lohan and Billy Joel are from Long Island. As for the Long Island Iced Tea -- yeah, sure, you don't have to be from these parts to have ordered one. But only locals know the true secrets of our home region. For instance, our wine country might not be all that well known outside New York, but it should be. Our amusement parks might be easy to drive right past, but they're worth a stop. As for our mass transit, well, we're glad if it's on or close to schedule. Here are Long Island's secrets.

Similarly named towns

We've got Bay Shore, Bayport, Bayville, Farmingville, Farmingdale,
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We've got Bay Shore, Bayport, Bayville, Farmingville, Farmingdale, a whole bunch of Islips and Roslyns and a lot more where that came from.

Our affinity for ducks

Not only do we have a Big Duck
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Not only do we have a Big Duck nesting in Flanders, but we also have a baseball team, the Long Island Ducks, with a loudmouthed mascot named QuackerJack to match.

Nassau Coliseum’s legacy

Whether you were guzzling beer at concerts, chanting
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Whether you were guzzling beer at concerts, chanting "Let's go Islanders!" or "Hulking Up" for another WWE show, it was a rite of passage to spend quality time at the no-frills arena known as "The Barn." We can only hope the refurbished version retains the same mystique.

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Never change at Jamaica

Real Long Islanders know how to time their
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Real Long Islanders know how to time their travel plans to avoid changing at Jamaica. Otherwise, we may doom ourselves to running up the stairs, down the stairs, back up the stairs, finding out the signs are wrong, and missing our connection.

No DIY fireworks

Summer doesn't hit its stride until Long Islanders
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Summer doesn't hit its stride until Long Islanders plop down on the beach, cheeks rosy from a day spent in the sun, and sit dazzled by fireworks on the Fourth of July. However, the days of DIY fireworks are long gone for Long Islanders, who now have to leave the pyrotechnics to the professionals. But we are still allowed to light sparklers, thanks to a recent New York law, and we glow with pride at every Fireworks by Grucci show.

The trains only go eastbound or westbound

Using the LIRR to travel anywhere east of
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Using the LIRR to travel anywhere east of New York City is easy -- the trains go all the way to Greenport on the North Fork and to Montauk on the South Fork.

On the other hand, Long Islanders know taking a train between points north and south is really hard. Example: the Smithtown and Ronkonkoma LIRR stations are located only eight miles apart, but to travel by train from one to the other, you would need to transfer at Hicksville, a 48 mile trip. In other words, going from shore to shore requires a ride, be it taxi, bus or your own car.

L.I. Surfs

Googling for places to surf in the U.S.A.
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Googling for places to surf in the U.S.A. will point you toward beaches in the Pacific Ocean, but locals know surfing on Long Island is the real deal. Whether it be Ditch Plains, Gilgo Beach in Babylon or Lido Beach, anyone looking to hang 10 need look no further than the Atlantic Ocean waves that crash our way.

The great escape from Jones Beach

Just as seeing a concert at Jones Beach
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Just as seeing a concert at Jones Beach is a rite of passage, so is making the heartbreaking decision to leave before the grand finale. Long Islanders know that if we want to get out of the parking lot alive, we have to leave well before the last number. If we wait, we're stuck in a sea of other concertgoers all clamoring to escape Field 5 through a handful of lanes.

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NO mustard on hamburgers

Long Islanders have several burger options available at
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Long Islanders have several burger options available at all times, from fast food to diners, from gourmet burger stops to backyard barbecues. Ketchup, cheese, lettuce, onions, tomatoes...just about anything works on a burger.

Except mustard.

Outside of LI and NYC, most restaurants put mustard on burgers, but we do NOT. It's always a challenge to remember when traveling and dining out to tell your server "No mustard on that burger."

Billy Joel is really singing to US

His solo debut album was titled
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His solo debut album was titled "Cold Spring Harbor." "The Downeaster Alexa" is about Oyster Bay fisherman. He's from Hicksville. He lives in the Hamptons. Face it world, Billy Joel is our guy.

Shhh-we're a little bit country

So many of us are either originally from
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So many of us are either originally from the city, or our families are from the city...it's hard for some people to imagine that a lot of Long Islanders love country music. If you're local and looking to line dance, just check around, as there are plenty of country nights and events held regularly throughout Nassau and Suffolk counties. And if you're on the East End, there's a good chance MyCountry 96.1 is on your dial.

The “g” is silent (for us)

Walkin.' Talkin.' Ridin.' Eatin.' Etc. We tend to
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Walkin.' Talkin.' Ridin.' Eatin.' Etc. We tend to lose our "G's" when we talk. However, that thing where we say "Lawn Guyland?" Does anybody really say that? A lot of Long Islanders actually think we don't.

The End

You know that Montauk Point and its lighthouse
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You know that Montauk Point and its lighthouse are a must-see even if it is just for a weekend getaway with friends and family.

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Halloween at Amityville

At some point you have ventured out with
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At some point you have ventured out with your friends to find the Amityville Horror House during October. Whether or not you were brave enough to stop the car is another question.

Old Bethpage Field Trip

At some point between elementary and high school
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At some point between elementary and high school one of your field trips was to the Old Bethpage Village Restoration.

Midnight diner run

When you're hungry at midnight there is no
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When you're hungry at midnight there is no debate as to where you are going to go. The choice always has been and always will be a diner.

Bagel Breakfast

No weekend is complete without eating bagels at
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No weekend is complete without eating bagels at least once. Do other places have bagels too? Yes. Do they taste as good as Long Island bagels? No.

You're ON Long Island

People live in Connecticut, in Queens, in New

People live in Connecticut, in Queens, in New Jersey or in Philadelphia. They live ON Long Island. If you're trying to fit in, don't say something silly like "It's nice to hang out here in Long Island."

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Beach bargain

Day trippers to Southampton Village know Coopers Beach,
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Day trippers to Southampton Village know Coopers Beach, one of Long Island's stunning beaches. The cost to visit the spot is a not-so-affordable $40. But any area expert knows it's not hard to avoid paying the fee. Just go before 9:30 a.m. or after 5 p.m. Trust us, it's worth checking out.

We are wine country

A wine store should have a Long Island
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A wine store should have a Long Island section, like this one at Hampton Bays Wines & Spirits. If it doesn't, the shop is probably off the Island.

The much-needed wagon

It's a red wagon and it's Fire Island.
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It's a red wagon and it's Fire Island. If you don't understand, we strongly suggest taking a ferry ride to Ocean Beach. You're welcome.

Our national pastime

Lacrosse is a major sport. If you're driving
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Lacrosse is a major sport. If you're driving around and don't see kids playing lacrosse, chances are you've left Long Island.

The LIRR is not on time

If a Long Island Rail Road train is
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If a Long Island Rail Road train is running 5 minutes and 59 seconds late, it's still on time.

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The native language

Repeat after us: Patchogue, Montauk, Manhasset, Hauppauge, Mineola,
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Repeat after us: Patchogue, Montauk, Manhasset, Hauppauge, Mineola, Amagansett, Cutchogue, Copiague and Ronkonkoma. Didn't trip over any of those names? Alright, you're from Long Island. Extra credit if you knew this picture was taken in downtown Patchogue.

The Island's greatest ride

You know that the coolest amusement park
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You know that the coolest amusement park in the world is on Route 110, and it's squeezed in between a bank and a small strip mall.

We are apple country

The best apple picking in New York is
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The best apple picking in New York is at Lewin Farms in Wading River. Never mind that while New York is the second-largest apple-producing state in the country, none of its six main regions is on Long Island.

A toast to LI

It's not a Long Island liquor store unless
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It's not a Long Island liquor store unless East End wines are featured in a designated area.

Brooklyn isn't home

Yes, Brooklyn is on Long Island, but it's
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Yes, Brooklyn is on Long Island, but it's not Long Island. It's the city - and it can't be both.

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Meet the Mets - by driving

Taking the Long Island Rail Road to
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Taking the Long Island Rail Road to Citi Field means driving along the Port Washington line station first, because no one wants to transfer in Woodside.

Clubbing when you’re over 40? Absolutely!

For most of the country, nightclubs are dominated
(Credit: David Pokress)

For most of the country, nightclubs are dominated by the under-30 set. However, Long Islanders pretty much never stop going out to dance and socialize. Most LI club owners will tell you that the "mature" crowd is big business, and that makes sense as lots of those over-40 Long Islanders may cut loose at night, but during the day work and raise families. LI DJs know: you have to have those classic songs ready to play for these grown-up party people.

Wait. Where are you from?

Long Island has hamlets, villages, towns, unincorporated areas,
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Long Island has hamlets, villages, towns, unincorporated areas, two counties and more than 120 school districts. If you're not from Long Island, none of this will make any sense to you.

The King came first

You know that King Kullen is America's first
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You know that King Kullen is America's first supermarket and you've passed along that fact to someone as a source of Long Island pride. By the way, that first King Kullen was in Queens.

Rock lobster roll

A lobster roll is lobster meat soaked
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A lobster roll is lobster meat soaked in butter on a heated hot dog bun. Period. Don't present it otherwise.

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It's the LIRR, not LIR

It's the Long Island Rail Road, not railroad.
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It's the Long Island Rail Road, not railroad. You're not sure why it's two words, but you know that it is.

You're my hero

Heroes save lives. They're also edible. The long-form
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Heroes save lives. They're also edible. The long-form sandwich is called a grinder in Connecticut, a hoagie in Philadelphia and a sub elsewhere, but on Long Island, it's a hero. Batman, chicken parm on a long roll, what's the difference?

A relishing lunch

Buying a hot dog from a roadside truck
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Buying a hot dog from a roadside truck is a completely normal lunch experience.

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