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NHL Tries To Woo Fans By Increasing Scoring With Bigger Nets, 3-Point Line

Let’s face it. Hockey is boring. Even the Stanley Cup Finals are a snooze-fest. So The Onion has proposed some new rules to the NHL, including bigger nets, no sticks and a 3-point line. It’s hockey, but without the ice, body checks or skating.