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Punchlines
Conan O'Brien, "Late Night with Conan O'Brien": "Barack Obama announced that next month he wants to spend a week on vacation in Hawaii. After hearing about it, President Bush said, 'I can't believe he's taking another trip to a foreign country.'"
Comedy writer Janice Hough: "The Obamas revealed in an interview that they give their daughters $1 allowance a week. Curiously enough, it's the same...
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