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Craig Ferguson, "The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson": "President Bush arrived in South Korea today, and they had to use water cannons to push back the protesters. This shows you the change in times. When Bill Clinton visited there, they used the same water cannons for the wet T-shirt contest."
Conan O'Brien, "Late Night with Conan O'Brien": "The moderators were announced for the upcoming...
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