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Jon Stewart, "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart": "With Barack Obama and John McCain hogging the front pages in the United States, President Bush decided to get out of town and take a quick trip to Europe. Making him one of the only Americans who can still afford a trip to Europe."

Comedy writer Pedro Bartes: "President Bush has enlisted British Special Forces in a final attempt to capture Osama...

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