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Punchlines
Comedy writer Pedro Bartes: "Vice President Dick Cheney spent two nights in Iraq this week. Apparently, it was part of the Iraq vacation package special: If you survive the first night, you get the second one for free."
Comedy writer Jake Novak: "New Gov. David Paterson admits he and his wife had affairs during a 'rough patch' in their marriage. That's OK with New York voters, as long as those...
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