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April 30, 2008 By Ken Rasak, who can be reached at ken@kenrasak.com  

Conan O'Brien, "Late Night with Conan O'Brien": "Hillary Clinton says she's willing to debate Barack Obama. This is

what she said, 'Anytime, anywhere,' and she would even meet him 'in the back of a truck.' Which is surprising, because the 'anytime, anywhere, even in back of a truck' offer is usually made by Bill Clinton."

David Letterman, "Late Show with David Letterman": "Now that Hillary...

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