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Punchlines
Craig Ferguson, "The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson": "John McCain admitted today that he didn't vote for George Bush. He did vote for George Washington, however."
Michael Feldman, public radio's "Whad'Ya Know?": "Hillary wants a Lincoln-Douglas debate; already has the fake beard."
Comedy writer Matt Passet: "People across the country are starting to get their tax rebate checks....
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