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Punchlines
Jay Leno, "The Tonight Show": "Everyone is so concerned where all the candidates are born. McCain was born on a military base in the Panama Canal Zone. Hillary was born outside Chicago. And if you believe the media, Barack Obama was born in a manger."
Comedy writer Jake Novak: "Dmitry Medvedev has won the Russian presidential election with 70 percent of the vote. In a related story, 30 percent...
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