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David Letterman, "Late Show With David Letterman": "It was one of those sting deals. And they caught Eliot Spitzer with a wire, recording him soliciting a prostitute. And I'm thinking, 'Holy cow, we can't get bin Laden, but we got Spitzer.' "

Comedy writer Janice Hough: "Apparently Gov. Spitzer was arranging his tryst with the escort service in a Washington, D.C., hotel room. I guess this...

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