Henican is a columnist for Newsday. He also is a political analyst at the Fox News Channel and
The baby is George. The texter is Carlos. The juror is B29.
It's true, no book can ever be judged by its cover. But we all reveal ourselves eventually by the names that we chose -- or the names that are chosen for us.
Prince William and Kate didn't give their newborn just any old name. He is George Alexander Louis, His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge. Strong. Sensitive. Regal. Historic. If that's not a name for a prince to live up to, then nothing is.
At the other end of the breaking-news name-game, juror B29 from the George Zimmerman trial stepped in the shadows of day. You can't say the light of day. Despite her bold pronouncement -- Trayvon Martin's killer "got away with murder" -- the outspoken juror clung to own combination of semi-anonymity. She called herself "Maddy," which must be some kind of nickname, and B29, which could be a vitamin.
Then we have New York mayoral candidate and social media enthusiast Anthony Weiner. Not satisfied with one unfortunate name, he has taken on another. Even after he resigned from Congress over his Twitter scandal in 2011, it seems, he was sexting young female admirers under the digital nom de amor "Carlos Danger."
Clearly a man who likes to live dangerously, he was accentuating rakishness that previously only he could see.
Which comes first: The man drops out of the mayor's race? Or he starts introducing himself, "Danger, Carlos Danger?"
It's all in the name.
1. Name game
2. Maiden name
3. Boldface name
4. Name this tune
5. Household name
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THE NEWS IN SONG: I wanna know who you are and make you a star: "What's Your Name" by Usher and Will.I.Am, tinyurl.com/wachaname.
LONG ISLANDER OF THE WEEK: PETER FIGOSKI
There are many ways to remember a fallen hero. Few of them are as lasting as this. Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo just signed a bill naming a span across Sunrise Highway in West Babylon the "New York City Police Department Detective Peter Figoski Memorial Bridge." Figoski, who lived nearby, was killed in Brooklyn responding to a 2011 robbery. His name will not be forgotten soon.
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