Henican is a columnist for Newsday. He also is a political analyst at the Fox News Channel and
Will Tuesday's Hofstra University debate shift the momentum of the presidential race once again?
But you have to give this much credit to the moldy old tradition of two candidates on a stage together trying to claw each other's eyes out: Suddenly, debates really, really matter again.
If it weren't for debates, Barack Obama would be doing a well-deserved pre-victory dance already and people would still be nagging Joe Biden, "You know, you really should smile more!" The Democrats may still pull this one out.
But the unexpected relevance of the debates comes as a huge surprise to America's most seasoned pundits. Until two weeks ago, almost all these learned know-nothings were certain that debates don't change elections any more. Starting in 1960, they explained patiently, the true importance of television makeup became clear and all subsequent debate bumps were rendered momentary.
But here we are, 52 years after Kennedy-Nixon, and our politics have grown so shallow, so prefabricated, so contrived, that voters are thirsting for any view of the candidates that feels remotely real -- more real, at least, than the latest 30-second attack ad from a super PAC. So when Mitt Romney romped in Denver, people noticed. When Obama turned all bashful and polite, people noticed that too. When Biden and Paul Ryan went at each other with a loathing completely unveiled, the spectacle felt far more real than anything on reality TV.
So, to paraphrase Ronald Reagan, here they go again. No one knows for certain how this next one will turn out. And isn't politics more fun that way?
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