With the Mets last to first place surge, here is what will NOT happen anytime soon:

1. Jerry Manuel being fired.

2. Omar Minaya being fired.

3. Daniel Murphy being hurried back from his injury.

4. Carlos Beltran being hurried back from his injury.

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5. Jimmy Rollins not trashing the Mets.

6. Cheap Mets tickets on StubHub.