“Gonna put the ball at the third and whatever. I don’t wanna measure.”

“It’s gonna be fun playing the orphans this summer.”

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“I used to shave my furry ankles to win games. It wasn’t that fun, you moron. Don’t ever do that.”

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These are just some of the ridiculous things it looks like NFL players are saying in the first Bad Lip Reading video from the 2016 season on YouTube.

The famed YouTube channel has made more than 50 bad lip reading videos ranging from a Justin Bieber music video to Star Wars since 2011. This is the fourth edition of “A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL.”