In Newark at UFC 111 last week, someone asked me whatever happened to Tim Sylvia. Well, I'm happy to report (not really) that "The Maine-iac" has resurfaced in Moosin MMA.

What? Where? Huh?

"Moosin: God of Martial Arts" is an MMA event taking place at the DCU Center in Worcester, Mass., on May 21.

Sylvia will fight Mariusz Pudzianowski, a five-time world's strongest man winner from Poland. Also on the card? Butterbean.

Yeesh.

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