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Hey, where's Ray? Jim Baumbach has a new weekly "Where Are They Now?"
feature catching up with former New York sports figures.
Dude, here's a real challenge for you: Get Ray Handley on the horn. When I
covered the Giants, he was considered the holy grail of ornery,
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impossible-to-get sports interview subjects.
If I see Handley quoted next Friday - beyond something like "where the --
did you get this phone number?" - you will supplant Hank Steinbrenner as my New
York sports media person of the year. Good luck.
- NEIL BEST / firstname.lastname@example.org
Why wait. I like challenges, especially when they include hunting down
blast-from-the-past New York sports figures. So Neil didn't have to ask me
twice to get Ray Handley on the phone.
Finding the former Giants coach did take some time, mostly because I
didn't realize right away that his name actually is Robert R. Handley. Once I
cracked that, I found him living in Nevada by Lake Tahoe. Getting him to talk,
however, proved to be impossible.
Here's the transcript of my 48-second call (which presumably includes the
time it took to ring three times).
Ray Handley: "Hello."
Me: "Is Ray there?"
RH: "Yes, this is he."
Me: "My name is Jim Baumbach and I'm a sports reporter from Newsday. I do a
weekly where-are-they-now column in which I like to catch up with former New
York sports figures."
RH: "How did you get this number?"
Me: "I looked it up through public records."
RH: "I doubt that. It's unlisted."
Me: "I apologize if you're not interested."
RH: "No, I'm not the least bit interested. Thank you very much."
And then he hung up. - JIM BAUMBACH / email@example.com
Ethics class: The Baseball Writers Association of America has moved to
eliminate bonuses tied to our awards (Most Valuable Player, Cy Young and Rookie
of the Year). Starting in 2013, any player who has such bonuses in his
contract will be disqualified from consideration for the award. I think this
was an important move, especially in terms of Curt Schilling's $1-million
incentive for a single vote in the 2008 AL Cy Young voting. The BBWAA needs to
eliminate any appearances of conflict of interest. - KEN DAVIDOFF /
Hair today . . . Kellen Clemens came in to meet with the media after
Wednesday's practice, but not before he made a quick pit stop in the locker
room. He had an appointment with a razor.
Seems Clemens, who had been sporting a goatee in recent weeks, had made a
bet with QB coach Brian Daboll last week. The parameters are a little sketchy,
something involving making certain passes or plays in practice. Anyway, Clemens
lost and, according to the wager, had to shave half the goatee and go with a
mustache. Clemens welched a little bit - he didn't go with the stache, which PR
guy Dave Tratner said was a little Ron Burgundy-ish, for the game against the
Dolphins. I guess he was under the assumption that there actually would be
people watching the game on TV. Anyway, when the team got home Clemens finally
paid up and has been wearing the lip fuzz for a few days.
In Wednesday's practice, though, Clemens won back the right to dictate his
own facial grooming. So before he came into the press room, he grabbed his
Schick - do you really think any of the Jets would use Gillette? - and went to
work. - TOM ROCK / firstname.lastname@example.org
Russian roulette: If a Russian basketball coach has her way, three WNBA
stars with no apparent Russian lineage could be playing for that country's
Kelly Miller of the WNBA champion Phoenix Mercury could be considered for the
Russian team, Spartak Moscow coach Natalia Hejkova, an assistant for the
Russian national team, said in an interview with FIBA Europe. The Russians lack
backcourt help and can turn to naturalized Russians from America. No comment
from any of the three Americans, who play in Russia during the WNBA offseason.
Hammon and Nolan have had opportunities to play with the U.S. National Team.
Nolan has shown little interest, and Hammon has not been seriously considered
for a roster spot. - KAREN BAILIS / email@example.com
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