Tampa Bay Rays embarrass Chicago Cubs

October 16, 2008

What is humiliation? I mean true, utter humiliation. How low can a team go?

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  October 2, 2008

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  September 29, 2008

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  September 28, 2008

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  September 28, 2008

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• MIKE DOWNEY: PLENTY OF SOX MISSING WORLD SERIES RINGS

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  September 23, 2008

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• No excuse for Peanut Tillman's penalty

  September 22, 2008

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  September 21, 2008

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• Cubs ride momentum into playoffs

  September 21, 2008

  Well, too bad a few of those other 2008 Cubs who played a part in this couldn't have been a part of this.

• Cubs ride momentum into playoffs

  September 21, 2008

  Well, too bad a few of those other 2008 Cubs who played a part in this couldn't have been a part of this.

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  September 21, 2008

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• Not Zambrano's day to celebrate

  September 20, 2008

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  September 18, 2008

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• Loud crowd drowns out Astros' logic

  September 15, 2008

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  September 15, 2008

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• Chicago baseball in a holding pattern

  September 14, 2008

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• Bears knew Matt Forte was special

  September 11, 2008

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• It's showtime for Bears

  September 8, 2008

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• It's showtime for Bears

  September 8, 2008

  OK, it's Sunday night, and we saw what the Cubs and White Sox did, so we are definitely ready for some football. Time for the Kyle Orton show, and I know you Bears fans are going to be very happy because, according to center Olin Kreutz a few days ago: "I think you're going to see a much different quarterback. I think Kyle's going to be one of the better quarterbacks in the whole NFL."

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  September 7, 2008

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• Irish have luck, but not much else

  September 7, 2008

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  September 6, 2008

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• Bears unlikely to surprise in 2008

  September 5, 2008

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• Without Zambrano, it's not gonna happen

  September 4, 2008

  We know the guy with TORO 38 on his license plate is as strong as a bull. We suspect that he has the pride and heart and fearlessness of a lion.

• As 'tired arm' emerges, Cubs' bats retreat into the shadows

  September 2, 2008

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• Cubs' bats retreat into the shadows

  September 2, 2008

  A lot of talk about a "tired arm" has been aimed in Carlos Zambrano's direction of late, so it will be very interesting to see how much zing Big Z's wing has Tuesday when he pitches with it at Wrigley Field.

• DOWNEY: Real medal winners at Beijing

  August 24, 2008

  BEIJING — Mike's Medals:

• U.S. delivers punch-junk effort

  August 23, 2008

  BEIJING — Oh, how Howard Cosell would mock this.

• Chance for U.S. to regain swagger

  August 22, 2008

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• A chance for U.S. to regain swagger

  August 22, 2008

  BEIJING—In 1936, our basketball team kicked some serious Olympic butt.

• Usain Bolt blends speed, need to dance

  August 21, 2008

  BEIJING — Ding Dong must love this.

• Usain Bolt blends speed, need to dance

  August 21, 2008

  Ding Dong must love this.

• 3-sport Olympian conquers demons

  August 20, 2008

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• 3-sport Olympian conquers demons

  August 20, 2008

  Terrorized by a stalker, depressed, seeing a psychologist, dreading medication, selling her house to avoid bankruptcy, seeing the guy placed under house arrest, having him turn up anyhow, fearing murder or rape, hearing he was arrested again, testifying at his trial, watching him go to prison for five years …

• Mike Downey: U.S., China play different kind of hardball

  August 19, 2008

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• There's no limit for Rafael Nadal

  August 18, 2008

  BEIJING — Tall and tan and young and handsome, the boy from España goes walking. And each girl he passes goes, "Aaah."

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  August 17, 2008

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• Bolt wins, but could he have run faster?

  August 16, 2008

  One flew through the Bird's Nest.

• Magical journey for Torres

  August 16, 2008

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• Phelps continues the chase for gold

  August 11, 2008

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• The warm glow of the Olympics turns cold too quickly

  August 9, 2008

  You felt peace, serenity, joy.

• Games promise mix of fear, hope

  August 8, 2008

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• Ken Griffey Jr. in a Sox uniform? I'm stoked

  August 1, 2008

  I zipped over to the Web sites as fast as my fingers could type Thursday to find out if it was fiction or fact.

• Peoria's brawlers ready for Wrigley

  July 29, 2008

  Hide the kids. Cover your ears. Guard your face. Here come the Peoria Chiefs!

• Who knew? July, not June, swoon for Cubs

  July 27, 2008

  Well, you fun-loving, song-singing, "W"-flag-waving Cubs fans, you still feeling confident in the Confines? Did you see this coming?

• Let's make a deal to rev up the rivalry

  July 22, 2008

  I had an idea. The deal of the century. The deal of any century. The most talked-about trade in the history of trades.

• Still in the fast lane

  July 20, 2008

  Greg Norman is leading the British Open? After three rounds? By two shots? At 53?

• Daley rings up another win

  April 15, 2007

  Ten days shy of his 65th birthday, Mayor Richard M. Daley of the running, jumping, tumbling, fighting city of Chicago was presented with a gift Saturday more precious to him than silver or gold.

• Baseball is lost if game is not true

  June 5, 2003

  There it sat, a Sammy Sosa bat, lying flat. It was the one (we hope) he swung to hit his 500th home run, hermetically sealed at the Field Museum like an Egyptian art relic or a dinosaur bone.

• Sosa's bat, credibility shatter

  June 4, 2003

  It was as if someone had caught Superman using brass knuckles, or suspected Robin Hood of stealing from the poor, or accused King Arthur of rigging it so that the sword would slide easily out of the stone.