A linksman's tropical paradise at Key West Golf Club
Golfers like to escape to to this laid-back course, where scoring a tee time usually is easy, but look out for that par-3 8th
"Changes in latitude; changes in attitude."
So writes one of Key West, Fla.'s most recognizable bohemians, Jimmy
Buffett, about life in that most southerly of East Coast resort towns. But did
he ever play golf?
That was the question I pondered while driving up the windy lane to Key
West Golf Club. Buffet may be the beachcombing bard of Margaritaville, but what
does an aging parrothead know about hitting a 7-iron?
The answer is: plenty. Buffett is quite accomplished in the infuriating art
of the putted ball. At least so say the locals at the final golf stop before
Cuba, where the singer, songwriter and lately novelist has been known to spank
a few.
"He hasn't been here lately," said Doug Carter, director of golf at the
nation's only truly Caribbean golf resort, where mangrove trees serve as waste
bunkers and coconuts as tee markers. "But his [business] partner's here all the
time."
Teeing off in paradise
Who thinks of golf when taking the pulse of life in the Lower Keys? Opened
in 1924, Key West Golf Club was very much a part of the island scene when
Ernest Hemingway moved into his home on Whitehead Street. But his love of sport
fishing, Key West's prime recreation, gave us the aging Santiago, the youthful
Manolin and not some "Old Man and the Tee."
In truth, golf is something of an afterthought in Key West, falling in line
behind the sea, the sun, spring break, street theater and the madness of Duval
Street. How many even know that a mere four miles from the heart of the Old
Town, exists a tropical links redesigned by the celebrated course architect
Rees Jones back before he was, well, Rees Jones.
"It was his first [big] project," Carter said of the man who has fashioned
a legacy upgrading U.S. Open-caliber courses and whose other projects include
Medinah Country Club in Illinois and the Black Course at Bethpage State Park.
Key West Golf Club, actually on Stock Island, a few miles north, was one of
Jones' earliest redesigns (1983) and plays to 6,500 yards from the back tees
with a 71.2 rating. On the first tee, I met a pair of Long Islanders, one of
whom was escaping his law practice for a few days and couldn't resist the lure
of the Key West links.
I was escaping something, too. After four days on Florida tracts, my 8
handicap had taken a pounding. A half-week of instruction had left me so
perplexed, the only solution was to leave the Treasure Coast and head farther
south through Miami and the Everglades; south to where the sunsets over Mallory
Square draw tourists from every ZIP code in the lower 48; south to where the
golf clubs could be stowed in the trunk of the car my wife and I wouldn't need.
Who was I kidding? We have been to Key West many times, and each time we
cross the bridge from Stock Island, I glance out the window and see men with
white beards teeing it up just to the right of mile marker 4. I wonder, what
must it be like to play golf in paradise? What must it be like to play all year
and not fret over the Northeast winter, the chilling wind, the driving rain
and all of Mother Nature's nuisances that make golf on Long Island so onerous
at times?
"There are worse places to play ... and work," Carter said, slyly.
Costly, but accessible
There are less costly places to play. But nothing is cheap in Key West, and
in-season (late October to late May) greens fees fall in line. A round with
cart is $150 with discounts for early birds, twilight players and juniors.
Off-season fees are $85 with similar discounts. The course is a bargain for
residents of the city of Key West, who are offered membership opportunities at
a fraction of what tourists would pay.
That's the bad news for vacationers. The good news is the four-hour drive
south from Miami, while beautiful, is a substantial deterrent for those who
might otherwise seek out a round in the Lower Keys. Indeed, Carter's pro shop
stocks a host of rental sets for tourists who stumble on the idea of 18 holes
while in paradise.
So getting a tee time usually is not a problem. Neither is tension between
the islanders and the tourists, evident in other parts of Key West. Key West
Golf Club really is the game at its laid-back best; low-handicapper or high,
the locals don't seem to mind sharing a round (or a pint) with an
out-of-towner. One even offered me a few tips on the par-3 8th, which the
locals call the "mangrove hole."
On this unique hole, the tip of the flagstick is the only clue to the
landing area. The green is completely hidden by an immense strand of low-lying
mangroves. "They don't kick too many balls out," said one of the locals,
waiting at the tee to sell me an extra sleeve of Titleists.
I didn't need them on that hole, but could have used a few on 16, another
par-3, near the newly developed Key West Golf Club residential area. At 140
yards, it's the second-shortest hole on the course, but it's all carry, over a
tropical bird sanctuary. Anything short is in there with the pelicans.
Besides course management, one lesson the Key West locals have learned is
the necessity of an early tee time, or a late one. Only the most ignorant
tourist would think of starting play on this course between 11 a.m. and 3 p.m.
It's just too hot, humid and mosquito-prone.
But bring the sunscreen, the insect repellent and a few extra golf balls,
and you might find Key West Golf Club offers something for those who, unlike
Hemingway, prefer their tropical recreation on dry land.
IF YOU GO
Key West Golf Club is situated off mile marker 4 on U.S. 1, about a four-hour
drive south from Miami. Visitors also can fly into Key West International
Airport. Delta, U.S. Airways and American Eagle serve Key West. For information
on tee times and greens fees, see www.keywestgolf.com or call 305-294-5232.
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