WHAT P-cubed pants

HOW MUCH $99.95 for the business traveler version (khaki or brown); $109.95 for the adventure pants (green or gray)

WHAT THEY ARE Adventure and business pants from Clothing Arts of North Woodmere that are pickpocket-proof

HOW THEY WORK Large pockets with zippers and buttons make unauthorized access difficult, if not impossible. The front pockets not only are zippered, but each has a button flap for extra security.

THE GOOD Loaded up with a water bottle, reporter's notebook, wallet, two mobile phones, pens, checkbook, cash and change, they were comfortable and not clown-pants bulgy.

THE BAD So much storage room, you might have trouble remembering where you stashed your stuff.

MORE INFO 516-639-0937, clothingarts.com