Jessica Biel pregnant, Dolly Parton dead, Michelle Obama pregnant all in the Ridonkulous Internet Rumors of the Week
Jessica Biel pregnant with Justin Timberlake's baby? Michelle Obama pregnant? Dolly Parton dead?
Welcome back to Urbanite's latest installment of Ridonkulous Internet Rumors of the week. We take pride in our constant monitoring of Google in order to find out what kinds of insanity is trolling the Internet on a weekly basis. This week, it has been alleged that Dolly Parton is dead, and that Jessica Biel and Michelle Obama are both carrying buns in the oven.
Jessica Biel sporting a baby bump and carrying super hottie Justin Timberlake's baby? Stranger things have happened. Biel was out shopping at Whole Foods this week, and perhaps a gust of blew her empire waisted dress, or perhaps she's sperminate with JT's spawn. Either way, only time will tell.
On Monday, it was circulating the eBays that Dolly Parton had passed away. Some likened it to the Bernie Mac rumors that were floating around for awhile prior to his death. However, reps for Miss Dolly shot down the rumors saying that the singer was 'alive and well.' Nobody can quite figure out where this rumor came from, but rumor has it that the rumor spewed from an
erronious announcement at a high school football game. Who knew?
Earlier in the week there were certain blogs picking on Michelle Obama's weight gain (or outfit choice) and insinuating that the possible future First Lady was prego. This was all prior to her incredible speech at the Democratic National Convention in Denver on Monday evening, and rumors circulated that she was going to announce her pregnancy during the speech. Lo and behold, she did not, so I think this is one crazy Internet rumor we can put to bed.