Who Is John McCain? I Mean, REALLY?

(Credit: Urbanite)

So, Barack Obama is Paris Hilton – or maybe he’s Britney Spears? For all we know, maybe he’s Marilyn Monroe (er, no, she was tied to another famous Democrat…)

So, if the Democratic spinmeisters were to follow in the footsteps of their Red State brethren, what would they make McCain?

John Wayne, maybe?

Or…or… The Manchurian Candidate? I mean, are we SURE the right McCain actually came back from that prison camp? I mean, do we KNOW that?

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