'My Dad Says'
Based on the #1 Twitter skein and best-selling book, "$#*! My Dad Says" features the caustic musings of Ed, a retired military doctor whose cranky one-liners have left him, at 72, with three ex-wives and a lot of time alone in his garden. Starring William Shatner. Airs Thursdays at 8:30 p.m. on CBS this fall.