Cletus Del Roy Spuckler
(voice: Hank Azaria)
" The Simpsons"

Marital Status: Married

Career: Fifth generation dirt farmer and owner of a chain of moonshine stills. On occasion he operates a vegetable shack near the Kwik-E-Mart and is looking to begin another business that sells miscellaneous animal parts.

Skills/virtues: Precognitive whittling, searching for roadkill, caring for his Maw, modeling wife beaters, perfecting being a slack-jawed yokel (FOX)