GUITAR HERO: VAN HALEN
RATING T for Teen
PLOT VH for GH
DETAILS Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Wii, PS2, $50
BOTTOM LINE Rent it, play "Jump" a few times and be done with it.
Unlike the Guitar Hero versions of Aerosmith and Metallica, you don't follow Van Halen's career path, which was one of the more adventurous in music history. Instead, you get to play songs featuring David Lee Roth, who left the band in 1985. So from the start, Activision is saying, "Anyone under the age of 30, don't bother."