Imagine having William Shatner supply your outgoing voice-mail message. Or maybe you'd prefer Morgan Freeman coolly telling callers to wait for the beep. Or perhaps having Betty White joke around is more your speed. All it takes is $299 and some luck.
The advocacy group Autism Speaks is offering custom-recorded messages from those celebrities as well as Will Ferrell, Carrie Fisher, Tom Hanks, Derek Jeter, Leonard Nimoy, Patrick Stewart and Ed Asner.
From Dec. 3 to Dec. 9, a limited number of 20-second-long MP3 messages will be recorded by each celebrity on a first-come, first-served basis for fans to do with as they wish. Requests must be of the PG variety and can be made at SoundOffForAutism-Speaks.com.
"I think people will get a charge out of it," says Asner, who is currently on Broadway in the play "Grace." "I'll probably say, 'What are you wearing?' Or, 'Take it off.' Something like that."
All proceeds will support autism research and advocacy efforts.
If he could get a message from one of the other stars participating, which would Asner want?
"I'm awfully stuck on Will Ferrell, having been subjected to him in 'Elf,' " Asner says. "But they're all such standouts -- Patrick Stewart, Leonard Nimoy, Shatner. The list doesn't stop. Even Betty White," he adds about his "MTM" co-star.