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Introducing the newest guidette on 'Jersey Shore'

Denna Nicole Cortese, the newest cast member of

Denna Nicole Cortese, the newest cast member of "Jersey Shore." Credit: Handout

 Rumors have been flying around about new faces appearing on the third season of "Jersey Shore." These rumors have officially been laid to rest, thanks to the release of the audition tape from overly-tanned guidette, Denna Nicole Cortese.

Originally considered for season one, Denna must have charmed the producers enough to consider her again for the latest taping of the show. It must be her spray-tan, long nails, and her impeccable fist-pumping abilities. Although, I vote it's her extensive vocabulary and elegant demeanor. 

Click here to watch her audition tape. You can decide what makes her "Shore" worthy.

 

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