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Joan Rivers: She's baaack and funnier than ever

Nicole Richie arrives at the 82nd Annual Academy

Nicole Richie arrives at the 82nd Annual Academy Awards held at Kodak Theatre. (March 7, 2010) Photo Credit: Getty/Alberto E. Rodriguez

Oh how we’ve missed her. Joan Rivers left E! in 2005 over a salary dispute and in January, returned for awards season starting with the Golden Globes. 

Last night on the “Fashion Police,” she dished with Khloe Kardishian Odom, Guiuliana Rancic and Jay Manuel on the big mama of red carpets…the Oscars.  Quick as lightening, irreverent beyond belief and funny as all get-out, Rivers was unquestionably the captain of the fashion force.  Nobody does it better or meaner. 

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Here are a few choice Riverisms on your favorite stars and their Academy Awards looks:

-Amanda Seyfried:  (in Armani) “Oh, it looks likes she’s wearing a body cast.  Everybody should run over and sign her.”

-Mariah Carey: (in Valentino) “Does her leg come with a biscuit and gravy?  Someone’s got to tell her, she’s chubby.”

-Faith Hill: (Roberto Cavalli) “Best little whorehouse in Nashville.”

-Diane Kruger: (in Chanel)  “Bjork’s recycled dress.  Looks likes she’s getting ready to hatch an egg.”

-Meryl Streep: (in Chris March) “The first lady of Russia.”

-Nicole Richie: (in Reem Acra) “Something her mother lent her.”

As for Rivers’ critique about James Cameron and Tina Fey, well, suffice it to say that GLAD may be all over it. 

Worst dressed man:  Jeff Bridges (in Gucci) for his blousy, ill-fitting tux shirt and sloppy beard. “Colonel Sanders.”

Worst dressed woman:  Charlize Theron (in Dior) for her dress’s rosette bust that looked she was wearing “Cinnabons.”

Best dressed man: Ryan Reynolds, (Tom Ford) “perfect.”

Best-dressed woman:  No surprise…Sandra Bullock (in Marchesa).  She won it all. 

Red Carpet photos
List of Academy Award winners
The Oscar fashion report
Academy Awards show
Complete Oscar coverage

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