If that headline doesn't bring in the page-views, nothing will.
At any rate, in case you were wondering what demographic the remake of "The Karate Kid" is aiming for, here's the music video, which features the 16-year-old Bieber doing his breathy R&B thing alongside 11-year-old star Jaden Smith, who contributes a rap (like father, like son).
The video for the track, "Never Say Never," is classic movie tie-in material, with footage of the two tween cuties goofing around in the studio intercut with random scenes from the film. Among the all-purpose but thematically relevant lyrics: "Whenever you knock me down / I will not stay on the ground / Pick it up."
The film is due Friday, June 11.