Elvis Presley would have celebrated his 75th birthday today, so music lovers, take a moment to hail The King. There are plenty of ways to do it in the area, though if you don't want to brave the snow, maybe you could just sift through the newly unearthed complaints to the FCC about Adam Lambert's American Music Awards performance and wonder how many of the same folks who wondered how their parents (grandparents?) could be so out of touch in complaining about Presley's swiveling hips back in the day are now complaining about Lambert's hips and a same-sex kiss. That's alright, Mama. Enjoy another Elvis video.