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'Real Housewives of New Jersey' recap: One-liners, book deals and family feuds

Teresa Giudice, star of the reality television show

Teresa Giudice, star of the reality television show "The Real Housewives of New Jersey," is one of several housewives with a book deal. Above, Giudice visits Penn Bookstore to sign copies of her new cookbook, "Fabulicious!: On the Grill," in Philadelphia. (May 23, 2013) Credit: AP

It wouldn't be a "Real Housewives of New Jersey" recap without some Giudice-Gorga drama. We all expected that: yelling, swearing. You know, the usual.

However, the update on Melissa Gorga's latest project was somewhat unexpected. She put down the mic and opted for a new way to get her creative juices flowing. Her newest endeavor? Writing a how-to book on a successful marriage.

She is one of several housewives with a book deal, along with her rival sister-in-law Teresa Giudice and others like Caroline Manzo, Brandi Glanville, Kyle Richards, Jill Zarin, Countess LuAnn, etc. etc.

Once these women seem to have a good grasp on their time in the spotlight, they opt for book deals. Some look to music or acting, but the go-to career after reality show stardom seems to be writing. But why?

These women who weren't trained to be writers suddenly make a publishing career seem so accessible. Do they really have a unique story to tell and how much of that story are they telling themselves? What purpose do these works serve: entertainment and enjoyment or propaganda for the Bravolebrities?

As Gorga continues with this new project in the episodes to come, we can only hope that her grammar is a notch up from what we heard on Sunday. Let us revisit some Joe Gorga-Giudice one-liners.

Teresa: "He [Joe Gorga] acts like he doesn't know nothing about Twitter."

Joe: "Go cook a book."

Teresa: "I'm not one of Melissa's favorite persons."

Thank goodness for the editing process.

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